>>62928So, fun fact, apparently trying to reimport an import that's still going bumps its priority by one. I know this because my import is now at priority -2. Presumably what happened to get it in the negatives in the first place is that I lost the link, used my session key to find it again, and managed to bump it past priority 0, which seems like a pretty egregious programming oversight if you ask me.
Still doesn't explain the EIGHTY-SIX THOUSAND AND FOUR HUNDRED MINUTE wait time though.